There are three things mother cats like me have to do for kittens: 1) Keep them warm, 2) Feed them, and 3) Make sure they stay clean.
I had the feeding and warming part down, but I found out today that staying clean is a little messier than I thought. I mean, it's not like tiny baby kittens can use the litterbox. Wet wipes and diapers aren't really an option when you don't have thumbs. What's a mommy cat to do?
I love my kittens very, very much. I would have to, wouldn't I?
Say it with me: "It's fun to be a mommy. It's fun to be a mommy. It's fun to be..."
I'm so tired.